stomper 5:55 Sun Sep 14
These 72 virgins in paradise
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Do they magically remain virgins no matter what when you arrive after your martyrdom?
If that is the case after your martyrdom, was it also beforehand. So these virgins could conceivably have been sexually active since Adam and Eve got booted out 6,000 years ago.
On the other hand, if this is not the case, does one only get about 60 days of, hopefully consensual, deflowerment in the whole of eternity?
Not such a great deal from the almighty, if you think about it!
Or, on the other other hand, do they have to remain virgins, which would barely bowl a Maiden over and makes the whole thing somewhat moot.
I think we should be told.
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Willtell
12:08 Tue Sep 16
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Texas Iron 9:02
I think it is being buried next to a pig or part of a pig that is hell for them. I'd take a few of the dead terrorists and let their followers know they were buried wrapped in pig skins so no virgins or paradise....
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Ridikzappa
11:13 Mon Sep 15
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Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......Texas
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Texas Iron
9:02 Mon Sep 15
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This Heaven & He'll thing in Christianity is a made up thing...with absolutely no proof...but Billions believe it Hook Line & Sinker ...
Now ...about the Muzzys ...do they have a Hell equivalent...or is it living next to the Israelis...???
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Far Cough
8:22 Mon Sep 15
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arf
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Nurse Ratched
8:19 Mon Sep 15
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Yeah.
And made of kevlar.
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Far Cough
8:15 Mon Sep 15
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Nurse, are you saying it's healed up?
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gph
8:14 Mon Sep 15
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They're right about the raisins - they cannot restrain their glances, the minxes...
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cholo
7:27 Mon Sep 15
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Replying...
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Texas Iron wrote...
Re: These 72 virgins in paradise
Miracles in Paradise...
Better than the Heaven promised by The Christians
Well, in an ideal world...
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Nurse Ratched
7:04 Mon Sep 15
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Ah, but christians get to scoff bacon sarnies.
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Texas Iron
7:02 Mon Sep 15
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Miracles in Paradise...
Better than the Heaven promised by The Christians...
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Nurse Ratched
6:57 Mon Sep 15
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Interesting idea, Tex.
Do their hymens magically restore themselves after each bout of jiggy-jiggy?
(after all this time, I think mine has)
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Texas Iron
6:53 Mon Sep 15
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Recycling in Paradise...
Same 72...
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Hammer and Pickle
6:33 Mon Sep 15
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Maybe they wear dungarees, have a slight growth of facial hair in the upper-lip area and have tits like raisins - that would clear up the confusion in translation at least.
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Fortunes Hiding
6:02 Mon Sep 15
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Mr Polite 5:29 Mon Sep 15
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I'm assuming they look up to their paedophile prophet Mohammed and the 72 are virgins due to them being 9 years old
Becareful what you say Mr P; there might be a Fatwah issued against you if you carry on.
"opens strongbow"
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eusebiovic
5:57 Mon Sep 15
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If we must persist with religion...lets have a bit more of this...
The House Of One
http://house-of-one.org/en
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dealcanvey
5:43 Mon Sep 15
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Imagine finally getting there to only 71. You would be fuming.
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Bezzina
5:37 Mon Sep 15
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how many hands do you have?
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gph
4:38 Mon Sep 15
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Wikiislam on the raisin theory:
'Virgins or Raisins?[edit]
This false myth of "white raisins" originated from Christoph Luxenberg, a modern author writing under a pseudonym.[39] His anti-Islamic claim,[40] which has been accused of having a "Christian apologetic agenda",[41] is that the Qur'an was drawn from Christian Syro-Aramaic texts in the early 8th century, in order to evangelize the Arabs,[42] and that the Aramaic word 'hur' (white raisin) had been mistranslated by later Arab commentators into the Arabic word 'houri' (virgin).[43]
The Qur'an describes the physical characteristics of the houri in many places, and a reading of relevant verses show that Luxenberg's theory regarding heavenly white raisins is in error.
Raisins, which are dried grapes, cannot have large eyes,[17] big breasts,[20] cannot restrain their glances,[25] cannot be described as chaste,[25] or have any of the characteristics listed above. The Qur'an further states that men will be wed to these houri.[1] Men cannot be married to raisins or white grapes.
Additionally, for someone to accept this "72 raisins" theory, they would also have to accept that the Qur'an was not written by Allah or revealed to the Prophet Muhammad in Arabic during the 7th century, but was in fact written by Christian evangelists in Syro-Aramaic during the 8th century.'
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Gavros
4:32 Mon Sep 15
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in the early nineties I was part of a very brief pubescent collective known as the Sex And Violence Gang. There was no sex and very little violence. Little did we know that a bunch of Arabs had beaten us to the concept by a good 1200 years, and were much better at it to boot.
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alphaharps
4:28 Mon Sep 15
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isnt it a mistranslation, it's meant to be 72 raisins rather than virgins
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eusebiovic
4:20 Mon Sep 15
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Where did this rumour actually originate from?
It smells like an urban myth to me but then all religions have their crazy elements...all the various offshoots of Christianity have some corking insanity promising glory too!
It's all bullshit, and it's bad for you
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